June 2012
431 posts
Love it or list it: number one cause of divorce in America
Jun 1st
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You’re like 6 months pregnant why would you have to tell people they already know
Jun 1st
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Omg the bitches on love it or lists are so dumb. Calm down you manipulative shit ass and accept that you will not get a new extension cause IT’S AGAINST TE LAW fuck
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May 2012
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i don’t know how i can put forth more that I don’t like hugging people I don’t care for, especially cry babies who play horn
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cottonbutts: i treat fun. as though they’re my babies because i remember when only like 10 people off nerdfighters knew about them back in 08/09 and we fangirled SO HARD and now aw look at my darlings on capital fm i feel like a proud mother Pride would warrant quality accomplishment
May 30th
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what do deers and squirrels know about the regularity of my bowel movements 
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uh oh my bro has been smokin bath salts again
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